44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
(Source: purplehawke-redshep, via frostpearl)
"Food safety? Pfffft! Federal law? Ugh! The laws of physics? What are you? A nark?"
Cecil Palmer reading the Outback Steakhouse sponsor (and subsequently, accurately portraying the food industry’s standpoint on safe consumption)
(Source: sorida777, via nightvaliandragon)
when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”